I'm sick and tired of my darn Union
I recently read in the newspaper that employees of a Seattle, Washington, store voted to decertify their union. A leader of the decertification campaign said, "Unions want to take our money, and we have to say ‘No!’ "

I must agree with this person because I belong to a union and all I get from my $39 dues per month are the following measly advantages and benefits:

• I’m forced to accept good medical and dental coverage plans that are paid for by my employer.

• I must accept use of an employee assistance program that my employer pays for.

• If I am called in early on my shift or on a weekend, I must accept a minimum three-hours’ pay for call-time, plus time-and-a-half, time-and-three-quarter, or even double-time pay for hours worked on a weekend.

• I must take five full weeks of vacation after 18 years of employment, fully paid for by my employer.

• I must accept to be paid by my employer when not working during statutory holidays.

• I am forced to have a good grievance procedure so that my employer is forced to treat me with respect and fairly.

• I am forced by my darn union to work in a safe and healthy environment.

• I also cannot believe how our pushy union is going to force a good, company-paid pension on me when I retire.

My union is also very democratic and regularly asks for my input.  What is wrong with you union leaders anyway, running a union like this?  The union leadership I voted to elect tells me I am the union.  Some nerve, eh?  Who do they think they are?

Unions are really terrible, that's for sure. I think I'll contact the Public Service Staff Relations Board and see if I can get my union decertified.  I'm sick and tired of the union doing all these things for me.

Just think: when all of my benefits are gone, and I am working for minimum wage, at least I won't have to pay any more of those rotten union dues.

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